Aw, crap.

Well, I thought my plan to take advantage of sky-high copper prices and melt down the craploads of accumulated pre-1982 pennies I have to sell as scrap metal was foolproof. Sadly, I was wrong. I can't even take them to Canada and do it there! Damn you, US Mint!!! I'm so depressed now. But not depressed enough to jump off the Aurora Bridge, as nine(!) people apparently have this year.