Mocking grammar for great justice

Yes, it's true: People don't know how to use apostrophes. (Please give me credit for not saying "apostrophe's".) My personal favorite: the grammatically challenged Emily Dickinson plaque. They also don't understand that quotation marks are not used to accentuate. Now all we need is a catalog of unnecessarily hyphenated instances of the word "today". <-- (correctly quoted)