A collection of names from actual spam headers that would make for good protagonists of a novel

Chastity Baez
Jesus Hancock
Erasmus Flynn
Hiawatha Greek
Elston D'Aquino
New MySpace Message
Eric Rombokas*
Bienvenida Goddard
Henrietta Huffman
Luciano Herrington
Fenella Durand
Longinus McClung
Ebony Hartley


* actually, this one wasn't spam, but I accidentally deleted it. Sorry, Eric.